// // // // // *********************************************** function text() { }; text = new text(); number = 0; // textArray text[number++] = "Sure, a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy!" text[number++] = "Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census." text[number++] = "God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!" text[number++] = "My problems are all relative." text[number++] = "Old Genealogists never die. They just haunt Archives." text[number++] = "What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!" text[number++] = "Whoever said 'Seek and Ye shall find' was NOT a genealogist!" text[number++] = "Las weak i kudden even spel jennyologest, n now eye r wun!" text[number++] = "A family reunion is an effective form of birth control." text[number++] = "Others work from sun to sun! But a genealogist's work is never done!!" text[number++] = "That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!" text[number++] = "Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!" text[number++] = "I'm not stuck. I'm ancestrally challenged." text[number++] = "Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people." text[number++] = "Documentation... The hardest part of genealogy." text[number++] = "My family tree must have been used for firewood." text[number++] = "Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related." text[number++] = "FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records." text[number++] = "A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away." text[number++] = "I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!" text[number++] = "I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me." text[number++] = "Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards." // keep adding items here... increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * number); document.write(text[increment]); //-->